World of Goo speed run in 31 MINUTES, made possible by cyborgs. Perhaps someone can explain this better than me, but here’s how I think this works: A bright young fan of World of Goo turned on their Nintendo Wii, and then legitimately purchased a copy of World of Goo from WiiWare, and then merged his or her brain with a quantum time vortex computer, and PLAYED EVERY SINGLE LEVEL in like 0.2 seconds each, finishing the entire game in 31 minutes, 99% of that time waiting for cutscenes and animations. Each, animation an eternity. A hummingbird’s wings flap leisurely outside the window.

Many of the special techniques also appear to have been scooped up from the forums and folks at GooFans. Brilliant job, Internet.

Goo Is Universal Says World of Goo Corporation

Extraction Park, World of Goo – July 16 2009 – World of Goo Corporation is excited about the arrival of Goo on Earth.  The diversity of uses for Goo is rivaled only by those of the Placebo pill.

“Earth was only recently introduced to Goo and we are thrilled by the critical and commercial reception it has gotten” said World of Goo Corporation. “We are proud to be partnered with Galactic Export & Delivery Industries for delivery of Goo to Earth and look forward to a bright future for this nascent market.”

World of Goo Corporation is the #1 supplier of Goo and Goo related products.

Earth is a 3-dimensional planet.

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