FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

Goo Is Universal Says World of Goo Corporation

Extraction Park, World of Goo – July 16 2009 – World of Goo Corporation is excited about the arrival of Goo on Earth.  The diversity of uses for Goo is rivaled only by those of the Placebo pill.

“Earth was only recently introduced to Goo and we are thrilled by the critical and commercial reception it has gotten” said World of Goo Corporation. “We are proud to be partnered with Galactic Export & Delivery Industries for delivery of Goo to Earth and look forward to a bright future for this nascent market.”

World of Goo Corporation is the #1 supplier of Goo and Goo related products.

Earth is a 3-dimensional planet.

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28 Responses to “FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:”

  1. MaxH SWEDEN Says:

    Haha, u got humor all right. I know it have been said before.. but i love u, 2D Boy. Like, really! :)

    (btw, working on a sequel? I want ‘more’ of ‘world of goo’…)

  2. Nosgoroth SPAIN Says:

    Goo is here!

  3. Nihohit ISRAEL Says:

    When will I be able to purchase goo at my nearest retailer?

  4. Gnoupi FRANCE Says:

    So it was a world domination plan all along! I knew it!

  5. DEFE UNITED STATES Says:

    Oh my. It seems that goo is having some trouble getting along with the local fauna. That poor goose.

  6. thinkpol UNITED STATES Says:

    I do have to admit that you guys were the first thing I thought of when I read about the goo sightings. HP Lovecraft was a close second, though.

  7. Trent Petro AUSTRALIA Says:

    I have a sudden erge to play World of Goo.

  8. Emil SWEDEN Says:

    O joyfull news!
    2d Boy: As stated above: I love you!
    3d boy: Might love you as well, never know!! =)

  9. madaco UNITED STATES Says:

    well, this seems to confirm that it is an alien from another planet, as it is organic, goo balls are alive, and it is said by this blog that it is being shipped by Galactic Export & Delivery Industries. so yes it is an alien, just like the people on theat news website comment section thought.

  10. Hunter X UNITED KINGDOM Says:

    Why was this categorised as video?

  11. Secret_Tunnel UNITED STATES Says:

    Yeah, this is the first thing I thought of when I heard the story.

  12. Mikea PORTUGAL Says:

    Weepiii!! :)

  13. Smurfy UNITED KINGDOM Says:

    … viral marketing?

  14. Bret UNITED STATES Says:

    Oh boy.

    Let’s hope its Goos.

    The alternative is rather unpleasant.

  15. Nachogrande96 UNITED STATES Says:

    So…

    World of Goo Corp. = #1 Goo suppliers…

    Earth is a 3-Dimensional shape…

    The only number between 1 and 3 is 2…

    :D

  16. qq SWEDEN Says:

    @Emil:

    Naaw, 2D Boy > 3D Boy foshoo because:

    2d > 3d :]

  17. Paul UNITED STATES Says:

    Hmm,

    Rather Gootiful, isn’t it?

  18. Paul, again, trying not to SPAM UNITED STATES Says:

    Arctic Goo. *Sniff* I smell sequel…

  19. John UNITED STATES Says:

    Better hope they have a flute

  20. Scott UNITED KINGDOM Says:

    You guys are the tops!

    I thought of you when I heard this story and the other one about the Texan beach(?) getting oily goo washed p on it.

    Can’t wait for your next release :)

  21. tony CHINA Says:

    The game is great!

  22. xolotl UNITED STATES Says:

    Speaking of a “Placebo pill,” I’ve always wanted to at least make up some mockups of an over-the-counter pill called Placebex. “Cures any ailment!”

  23. Vince UNITED STATES Says:

    LOL, that’s funny. In a computer game I’m making, there is a “miracle pill” called Placebital (TM). Gotta have the TM.

  24. jep ITALY Says:

    Great² game!

  25. Comrade UNITED STATES Says:

    So… Is this a “World of Goo: 3D Goo” announcement?
    That could be fun

  26. Vince UNITED STATES Says:

    So, uh, I’m feeling a lack of 2d-ness. Any chance of a new post soon?

  27. Anonymous. CHINA Says:

    I knew World of Goo two weeks ago and now terribly fall in love it…Make sure that you will make another game even better than it, and that will be one of the “World’s Best” someday~
    Big fan of yours =)

    A middle school student from China

  28. CVideo UNITED STATES Says:

    Sorry to dissapoint all of you but unless I’ve been misinformed (wich would be a first time if so) there will be no sequel to World of Goo. Besides, 2dboy’s goal is to make incredible, original games with ingenious gameplay. Making a sequel would be a direct violation of that motto. besides, when their next games pops up, you’ll just want a sequel for that.

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