World of Goo Corporation is delighted to announce the arrival of World of Goo on BlackBerry 10 devices, available now. “With this release, World of Goo is now available on 99.997% of all mobile devices on the planet,” said World of Goo Corporation’s Assistant Corporate Communications Director. “We are especially pleased to launch the very same day as the new BlackBerry 10!”

The Sign Painter was unavailable for comment. But is believed to be watching.

Hello everyone, this is World of Goo!  I live in San Francisco and I’m 4 years old today.  In video-game years, 4 years is more like 60 human years, but I’m told that my bits haven’t changed at all, and my RGB values are still just as vibrant!

To celebrate my birthday, I have two announcements to make:

1. Starting today, and all through this weekend (October 13-15) you can get me for a mere $2 on Steam, Mac App Store and iOS App Store, Google Play, and right here on this website, direct from my creators.
2. As of today, I’m finally available on Amazon’s Appstore for Android at the same low price of $2.

Is there anyone in the world who doesn’t already own me? Happy Birthday!

World of Goo speed run in 31 MINUTES, made possible by cyborgs. Perhaps someone can explain this better than me, but here’s how I think this works: A bright young fan of World of Goo turned on their Nintendo Wii, and then legitimately purchased a copy of World of Goo from WiiWare, and then merged his or her brain with a quantum time vortex computer, and PLAYED EVERY SINGLE LEVEL in like 0.2 seconds each, finishing the entire game in 31 minutes, 99% of that time waiting for cutscenes and animations. Each, animation an eternity. A hummingbird’s wings flap leisurely outside the window.

Many of the special techniques also appear to have been scooped up from the forums and folks at GooFans. Brilliant job, Internet.